I hate Wal-mart! What I hate even more is the fact that I have to go there every week! Target doesn’t carry our brand of dog food and let’s just face it…shampoo, razors, napkins, TP and paper towels are just cheaper there! I still hate it in all it’s ghetto-hillbilly-trashiness glory!
I was actually beginning to accept Wal-Mart as an appropriate place to shop while we still lived in Apple Valley. It was freshly remodeled to include a super center grocery store. The aisles and displays were tasteful and clean. The town of Apple Valley was a bit more upscale so it seem to not attract so many camel toe and toothless patrons .
I can’t say the same for the Joplin Wal-Mart. Not in the slightest. The only thing that gets me through my trips here, is that in Missouri, Wal-Mart can sell liquor! I go down that aisle every visit just to make the trip worthwhile! Even the parking lot gives you a glimpse of what’s to find inside the store itself.
I will spare your ever so fragile eyes to the horror that was inside this Wal-Mart. Oh and I have to shush Jayden at least once a trip because he points to a large person and tells me LOUDLY, “Look Mom, she is having a Brady like you did!” No baby, that is just a fat person loading up on cheese puffs and ramen noodles. Not to be confused with a pregnant lady…well wait, or is she???